And the best part is that we fool a lot of students into believing that we are actually professors! Ha ha. Students are so stupid they even spend on us. We never give refunds if you don't like us, though.
We started Unislits Castra (our pet name for University of Kassel) only a few years back. Google us for more information, especially my pet programs:
MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel
MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), Universität Kassel
International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), University of Kassel
Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, University of Kassel
Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
HIV Positive Testing @ Global Labour University
At GLU, you don’t have to take Anglo-Saxon GRE’s or anything. You don’t even have to know English, the medium of instruction. You can take English classes once you get here.
But, nobody is exempted from the HIV positive test. Straight or queer, this is your admission test at Global Labour University.
A poster from Global Labour University:
But, nobody is exempted from the HIV positive test. Straight or queer, this is your admission test at Global Labour University.
A poster from Global Labour University:
Niggers @ The Global Labour University
We have black students as well. In President Obama’s time, they feel empowered like never before. I have felt it in my arse!
Two beautiful fairies at Global Labour University (my arse bled for them):
Two beautiful fairies at Global Labour University (my arse bled for them):
The Best Fanny @ Global Labour University
Another American, by the name of Aaron Leopold. He’s very hard. But, don’t worry, he’s not that kind of American. He likes President Obama, not that Arab-gay-hater George W. Bush.
You can settle down with Aaron when you arrive at Global Labour University (GLU). His home is your home, especially if you’re a fairy from Turkey. Yummmmm…
You can settle down with Aaron when you arrive at Global Labour University (GLU). His home is your home, especially if you’re a fairy from Turkey. Yummmmm…
Global Labour University Protests
The Global Labour University regularly stages labor union protests. We also have parades to let ourselves be seen and heard out in the open.
Our Blowjaw Lady @ The Global Labour University
At Global Labour University, we are all plagiarists. All professors copy and paste. Just a student, Miss Nicole De Cuir was most pleasing in the eye of straight professors as she worked for a photocopy copy. Ha ha!
Miss Nicole De Cuir from the United States:
Miss Nicole De Cuir from the United States:
My mother was a whore
My mother was a prostitute. Name was Mrs. Postlep. My father, Mr. Postlep, sold her day and night.
At Global Labour University, therefore, we adopted the same model: Each girl was required to spread her legs and offer free blowjaws to all males that weren’t fairies.
We hooked up most of our labour class students thus. Those who refused to participate were classified as fairies.
We have many Russian students. We also get labor class students from the United States who have been refused high positions that only bright immigrants occupy in America today. At Global Labour University, they do not need to gnash their teeth for being refused at every nook and turn. Blowjaws keep them busy As a matter of fact, our straight students have reported that they got the best ones from America rather than China, Russia or Algeria! A hooker by the name of Nicole De Cuir sold herself day and night, just like my mother, Mrs. Postlep. Nicole De Cuir is like a mother at Global Labour University, we require her to stay topless with her silicon belongings. A very horny girl, she’s always talking about cocks and saying Ahhh and Ooohhh.
And, all queens come to me!
Global Labour University visited LGBT:
At Global Labour University, therefore, we adopted the same model: Each girl was required to spread her legs and offer free blowjaws to all males that weren’t fairies.
We hooked up most of our labour class students thus. Those who refused to participate were classified as fairies.
We have many Russian students. We also get labor class students from the United States who have been refused high positions that only bright immigrants occupy in America today. At Global Labour University, they do not need to gnash their teeth for being refused at every nook and turn. Blowjaws keep them busy As a matter of fact, our straight students have reported that they got the best ones from America rather than China, Russia or Algeria! A hooker by the name of Nicole De Cuir sold herself day and night, just like my mother, Mrs. Postlep. Nicole De Cuir is like a mother at Global Labour University, we require her to stay topless with her silicon belongings. A very horny girl, she’s always talking about cocks and saying Ahhh and Ooohhh.
And, all queens come to me!
Global Labour University visited LGBT:
Japanese Fagots @ GLU
He was my favorite, another fairy. His name was Takahiro Oki. He wanted to join the United Nations after graduating from Global Labour University. Before that, he had to fulfill my dreams.
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